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2 Years, Huh?

Amazing... this blog hasn't seen the light in over 2 years...
tsk tsk tsk poor thing...
Oh well... time for the updates... whenever and IF ever I do get some time to post anything in the next couple of days....

Damn

no such thing as "downtime" these days.
damn.

Disappearing Act

One of these days, I might as well just disappear... I mean REALLY disappear... and you won't find me anywhere... at least not in any place you know about...

I am soooo freaking sick and tired of managing everything on my own. You think this is easy?

Static?

you're to blame, Agnes

(Leche! Hehehe...)

apart from staticky hair, i now have the ouch-but-i-only-touched-the-lightbox static complex

i guess i'm in the same flux as you now
yeah. yeah. we're in the same team (again!)

someone give me an ESD strap

So...

what i am/used to be:

◘ hotel reservations agent
◘ sales rep for satellite-tv accounts
◘ tier 1 telecom agent
◘ corporate assistant who would never fix a snack/coffee for her boss even when instructed to
◘ narcissist
◘ sadist
◘ caffeine junkie


usual whereabouts:

◘ sm/rustans/landmark
◘ netopia
◘ national bookstore’s magazine section
◘ s’bux/mcafe/any place that has coffee when i'm not in the office and i terribly NEED it (a caffeine fix, that is)


usual pop’s (yeah-i-know-i'm-using-technical-jargon-inappropriately-what-do-you-care):

◘ icq
◘ yahoo
◘ certain sites that have the “online agent, 24/7 cs, click here for help” link (for some unfortunate reason, you might get routed to me. poor you.)


what i most probably did the first time you conversed with me:

◘ made you feel stupid when you requested me to teach you how to fit your cellphone battery and I asked you if your instruction manual wasn’t simple enough to understand.
◘ made you furious when you demanded me to explain to you why you should pay an upfront deposit for your satellite-tv programming subscription and i matter-of-factly told you that you have a horrible credit standing.
◘ made your life even more miserable by sending you a link to a map with several hotels on it when you were already helplessly undecided and all you needed me to do was suggest a hotel with the shortest proximity to the airport.